shards of glass in your balls

another excerpt from rex... man! i can't write other stuff with him playing in my head! i can't even write with Me in my head! hehehe! but for the sake of fun... here he goes... hope you guys enjoy it as much as i did...

you know who i really feel sorry for? the rich... i really feel sorry for the rich... i have a lot of sympathy for the rich... because if you look at the way the rich live in the philippines, who are the minority... there's not a lot of them so we can adopt some... there's not a lot, okay? they don't live in homes, unlike just the masses. the masses, you can see their homes, y'know? you could see where they live. but you can't see where the rich live. they live in a home surrounded by a fortress. usually these fortresses are like walls, ten foot high, made of brick, made of something really strong some kind of stone... man, that must be some hard livin' huh? that's tough, man. y'know, they've gotta keep their shit intact. that's the problem with being rich in the philippines. but a lot of them don't get robbed. let me share the highest security technique in the philippines when it comes to protecting your shit. at the top of those ten foot high stone walls... broken glass... (crowd laughs) embedded in quick dry cement... ain't that a trip, man? damn man! imagine, there there are kidnap attempts that are foiled by broken glass?

(a man with military sounding voice on 2 way radio in poor Filipino-English accent) eagle 1, eagle 1, this is eagle 2, are we ready to commence mission?
(another man with military sounding voice on 2 way radio in poor Filipino-English accent) yes, eagle 1 this is eagle 2. we are ready to commence mission!
(crowd laughs)
(third man giving orders on 2 way radio with the same accent) okay everybody, eagle 1, eagle 2 forces, quickly go over the wall! Putang Ina! there's glass!
(crowd laughs)
there's a glass in my balls!
(crowd laughs)
abort mission! back to the nest, back to the nest! abort mission!
(crowd laughs and claps)

that's what you get... shards of glass in your nuts... it's fucked up! (laughs)